I know it's old news, but a while ago the pope broadcasted an appeal for people to stop using sexual protection. What planet does this guy live on? Anybody know? Hazard a guess, place your bets? Anybody? Cause it beats the hell out of me.

Yes ok, let stop using condoms, the pill, but before we all go off and consume each other in a giant orgy, let's look at Africa. Aids.... some more Aids..... Aids... oh and look! Right there!

AN EVEN BIGGER CLUMP OF AIDS!

Yes, now lets look at the west. A spreading epidemic of various sexually transmitted diseases and pre-teen/teenage pregnancy. Cue the pope: "I think it'd be a brilliant idea if we all stopped protecting ourselves from things like this!"

I don't know, maybe he's too busy reading the bible, communing with God and riding the Popemobile, to switch on the TV or open the paper every now and then in the Vatican City to check up on the world outside. Just to clarify mate - the idea is that there are actually some of us left by the time this fucking great armagheddon appears to wipe us dirty heathens out and purify the world with a great scorching tide of fire once Famine, War, Pestilence and Death have had their wicked way with us. Secondly your great horde of holy Catholics are not exempt from being human!

Think about it.